The website for faschious people!

Hello! If you're looking for lovely people to gawp at, then you're at the right place! No silly porno stuff - that's degrading to anybody that takes part in it whether voluntary or not. Anyway, let's not go on a moral bent.

We've got people here who I think are just bloody good looking. Yes, I have got women on this page but in a 'Oh my God, I wished I looked like them' way NOT a 'I must bed them now' way.

Before we begin, I feel that some of you may not understand the title. It all began with my friend TV John ('TV' because he watches a lot of TV not because he's a transvestite - or so he says). He said this word describes people who are so gorgeous that you cannot describe them. I know that it usually means 'making someone angry' but I like John's explanation better. Fitting for this page, huh? When you're stuck looking at someone who is the most gorgeous person you have ever seen and you can't describe them, then you say this word. It's sort of like that special word from Mary Poppins but...not. It's pronounced "Fashus" not "Fayshus". The 'a' should sound like when you're saying 'apple' and has to be said quite fast - as if you're spitting the word out. Get it right or feel my wrath!!!! I thought that the people on this site are so gorgeous that words fail me (well, I think so anyway). Go forth and spread the 'faschious' word my children.

Right, let's get on with it, shall we?....

There is a complete, alphabetical listing of all the people mentioned on this site. Click on Alphabetical Listing to go there.

To start off with, any page of mine that discusses gorgeousness has to have on it a picture of the following man. The one and only Mr Eugene Curran Kelly (yes people that is his real name).

Gene Kelly Could this man be any more gorgeous? I don't think so. When I first found this picture on one of his many fan sites, I thought 'Oh! My! God!'. Always on my list for the top ten most lovely people of all time.

Shall we proceed onto a must-have for any site depicting lovely personages? A list! "Ooooh!" I hear you cry but wait! I want people to e-mail me and suggest foxy celebrities. If I agree with them then I will put them on the site (maybe). If enough people suggest the same person, then I may deem them worthy enough to enter the main page list.

By the way, if you have any pictures of the people here who are mentioned but who do not have a link to a photo, send them to me and I'll see if I will put them on. They have to be blimmin' lovely to the uppermost degree. You'll also have to tell me where you got them from so I won't get put away. Here's two things - one, if you don't send the disclaimers to me, I simply won't put the picture on and two, I'll chase you and find you.

Here's the top ten people that I think have the loveliest picture on my page at the moment. Just click on the name and you should be taken to a gorgeous picture of them.


This list isn't in any order of preference - just a list. The reason that Gene Kelly has his own link and is not mentioned in the 'top ten' is because I think he stands out and so deserves not to be put into any category or list.

Following swiftly on....

Huey is so damn cool and groovy that it hurts. Not only is he as fit as...well, something very gorgeous but he plays the coolest music with his band. Does anybody out there actually know his last name? I've tried to find out but to no avail. I keep getting different answers. Huey


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Cameron Diaz There's no words. Don't you girls just wish that you rolled out of bed every morning and looked as good as this? Now, now, now. Keep those claws covered please.


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Those eyes, that accent, that lovely face, that smile. I've always been partial to the Irish so you can imagine what this faschious picture is doing to me! I am weak at the knees now - and I'm sitting down!

I hope everyone has seen "The Usual Suspects". Such a good film. Watch it now!

 Gabriel Byrne

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Freddie Prinze Junior The much mentioned Sis and I watched "She's All That" the other day. Hello! (said in the style of Terry Thomas). How gorgeous is this bloke in it? Soooo cute. What a smile he's got as well (and she faints on the floor).

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The eternal Fiennes debate rages even within these hallowed html pages. Ralph or Joseph? A tough one indeed. I certainly wouldn't like to be put on a spot where I would have to choose between the two. Joseph is very cute though, isn't he?

Joseph, can you love a html-er?

 Joseph Fiennes

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Robert Carlyle Even as the criminal in the James Bond film, and in all the other ones where he's played a psycho (ie Trainspotting), I've always thought that he was gorgeous. As Renard, with the wierd eye and everything, he was still so cute. I walked out of the theatre and wanted to bare his children for him.

Robert? I'm here for you if you ever need me!

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How does Neve manage to juggle her TV and film career and still have to look as good as this? Is it fair on all womanhood? NO!

By the way, how do you pronounce her first name? Answers on a postcard at the usual address.

 Neve Campbell

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Jeremy Northam Whether this man is on the television, movie screen or in my dreams, whenever you look into his eyes, you just melt. Am I wrong?

If you want proof, watch "Emma" and wait for the bit where she's remembering him kissing her hand. He looks into her eyes and he just looks like a pure God.

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Aaaarrggghhh!!! Who do we decide on? Ralph or Joseph? It's just not fair that one family could produce two such gorgeous people. I hear that their unknown brothers are not so bad as well.

By the way, it's pronounced 'Rafe' not 'Ralf'. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

 Ralph Fiennes

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Alan Rickman Okay, so I'm a sucker for period dramas. This man impressed me very much in "Sense and Sensibility". He is an amazing actor and blimmin' tasty at the same time. Take this photo for instance. All moody and gorgeous. Lovely.

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If you want to see more lovely people to drool over, then click on this link for More Faschious People. Have fun. You will drool - that's an order!!!!

Right, follow the next link to find a list of suggested sexy celebrities that people have e-mailed me with (remember, to e-mail me, you click on the link at the top of the page). Click on Suggested Foxy People.

Right, here follows a list of people that I will never allow on this site so don't even bother trying. Just think yourselves lucky that their name is on here!

Click here for a list of acknowledgements.

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